1. |
Comin' 2 Town
01:42
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You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better not pout
I’m tellin’ you why
Santa Claus is comin’ to town
He’s makin’ a list
He’s checkin’ it twice
Gonna find who’s naughty or nice, yeah
Santa claus is comin’ to town
And he sees you when you’re sleepin’
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
Yeah, you’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better not pout
I’m tellin’ you why
Cause Santa Claus is comin’ to town
Just down the road in Xmas town
A famous recording artist is getting his door knocked down
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2. |
Let It Sn
02:10
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Hello hello hello
Oh well the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we’ve no place to go
Let it
Let it
Let it
And it doesn’t show signs of stopping
And i’ve brought some corn for popping
And the lights are turned way down low
Hey hey Gary
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
Gary it’s snowin’ out here, let us in man
When we finally kiss goodnight
C’mon it’s cold out here
I’m cold c’mon
Take the headphones off I can hear ya singin’
How I’ll hate going out in the storm
C’mon man
The doorbell’s not frickin’ workin’ man c’mon
But if you really hold me tight
It’s so cold my frickin’ hands are freezin’ off man
Got frickin’ frostbite on my toes
I’m not dressed well
All the way home i’ll be warm
I left the house in just a t-shirt this mornin’
What a frickin’ idiot
And the fire is slowly dying
C’mon Gary let us in
I can hear the key change
And my dear we’re still goodbying
C’mon take the headphones off
Hurry up man
But as long as you love me so
Oh my god
He never does this in one take
He always blunders it
What’s goin’ on today
I’m so cold
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
C’mon let us in Gary
C’mon it’s so cold
Yeah, let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
Okay the song’s finishing
Wrap it up
Oh my god
Oh my god it’s so cold
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3. |
Slayyybells
00:36
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Hey Holiday survivors
It’s that time of year
I’m gonna show you how to play sleigh bells
Hang on, but here’s how to play sleigh bells
I know
Slaybells ring
Are you listening
In the lane
Snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walking in a winter wonderland
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4. |
Season's Greetings!
00:33
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Hey my xmas lovers
Seasons greetings
Warmest wishes
Hello
You’ve been listening to the only xmas album yule ever slash never need
Happy holidays may your days be merry and bright
Seasons greetings
I’m R. P. Downie
I’m here with Ollie Cox
Happy holidays
Xmas joy
We are currently serving up to you
The only xmas album yule ever need
To and yours
Um, we hope you’ve been enjoying so far
Let’s unwrap a few more gorgy presents
And enjoy the more
Enjoy more presents
They’re coming your way
We’re about to open some
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5. |
Chris Crinkle
01:49
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6. |
Lil Drummer Boi
02:09
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Jeff
Jeff
Jeff
Oh, you’re not having another one of those day dreams are you
You know that one where you drive in in your ambulance
And try to save a guitarist’s life but then they die
And then you pick up the guitar and shred the
Sickest solo of all time and the crowd goes wild
Come on, Jeff
You know last time you had that day dream while cutting turkey your finger came off
The guests are gonna be here in ten minutes Jeff
No mucking around
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Okay what the frost was that dude
That was frosting weird
Okay let’s watch this next one
Santa in his sleigh going down the hill in fear
Santa saying hohoho and drinking lots of beer
Yo these bars are stinky
Also I'm sorry but like if you if you have like
Seventy five girlfriends or whatever
How the frost couldn't you get more than
One lady to be in your frosting music video dude
Like there's more dudes in your music video
Than there are women here
Like what's happening bro
Like that's not fruitcaking top G I'm gonna be honest with you
Santa drinking Fanta like he got no idea what
Santa and his elves yeah we’re coming in near
Big fluffy white beard you ain’t never seen me coming
Smokescreen
Bro now I know why he frosting went bald by the way homie
He’s out here looking worse with hair like when you actually do have hair
Like bro
Dope mean you ain’t seen nothing
Flowing down my body yeah I ain’t never stopping
I brought the stockings and all this corn for popping
Bro this is so sad
This is the saddest sugarplum I've ever done heard man
No wonder he doesn't want this sugarplum
Out there or promoted really
What happened
It’s such a fake accent motherfroster
Clear your throat get a glass of water before you try this sugarplum
You know what I mean
Bro I’m getting so much like anonymous crypto accounts
By the way that follow like seven thousand people
And say like follow for follow on their fruitcaking descriptions
Yeah bro it’s crazy
Bro low key low key Jake Paul is better with that like
Twelve days of Christmas or whatever
Okay look chatter
I could go frosting
I could frost
I could frost right off tomorrow and decide to just do
React content where I like could frost right off tomorrow
And decide to do like funny stuff
Collaborations, IRL streams, vlogs
I know how to make content that is like captivating
That doesn't revolve around the world of like Christmas
As a matter of fact some of my banger videos
Don't have much to do with Christmas at all
But the reason why I don't do that is because
I find what I do now like in the realm of Christmas
Like regardless of the sea of like fruitcaking hatred
And anger and like countless amounts of attacking
Attacks, slander you know
Like marks on my reputation or whatever like the frost
Like whatever the frost
Like months all of that stuff is still manageable
Because I find what I do to be like emotionally fulfilling
And like I believe in what I say
I have the incredible profound fortune
Of being able to say whatever the fruit I want
And like being able to advocate for things
That I've been advocating for for 10 years
Like finally seeing the culmination of all of that work
Come to fruition okay
So I'm gonna move on
Let’s watch some other Christmas stuff
I saw this like corporate Christmas trend on TikTok recently
Like motivational Christmas Toks
Okay here we go let’s watch
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9. |
All I Want 4 Xmas Is U
03:51
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I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
Oh all the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children’s
Laughter fills the air
Everyone is singing
I hear the sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
Won't you please bring my baby to me
I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my baby standing right outside the door
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
XMAS 104.6
Welcome back if you’ve just tuned in
This is 104.6 XMAS radio
This is our segment Christmas in July in December
We’re counting down our favourite tracks
Made during the Christmas in July
but released in December
What you just heard there was a compilation
All I want for Christmas is you
There were approximately twenty
I believe twenty artists in that song
The compilation
We’re running a competition
Um if you can guess all twenty artists
Who were a part of that
Send us a text
The text line is open
The correct guesser will win a prize pack which contains
Debortoli wine and garden Australia prize pack
So first person to guess all twenty
Please enjoy
Next we’re gonna be
Playing a Christmas compilation
Of various other Christmas in July in December themed songs
We hope you enjoy
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10. |
The Xmas Spirit
02:26
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The Christmas spirit is alive as always
Holy night
All is calm
Christmas card I write
May your days
Away in a manger
No crisps in my bed
The little lord Jesus
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a happy new year
Good tidings you bring for you and your king
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a happy
O Christmas tree
O Christmas tree
O Christmas tree
O Christmas tree
Comfort
O come ye
O come ye to Bethlehem
Come and adore him
Born the King of angels
O come let us adore him
O come let us adore him
O come let us adore him
Christ the lord
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11. |
Web3 Kings
03:12
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Excuse me sir
Um
Sir
Sir
Sir your three minutes is up sir
Please sir excuse me
There are people in line
Sir I’m gonna ask you one more time
Wait what am I doing getting a massage
I have so much Christmas shopping to do
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12. |
The Shopper's Delight
01:21
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I’ve got to get these presents for my family
And my family looks so happy
When I give them my presents for Christmas
And everybody’s gonna be really happy
My children and my wife will all get presents
And everyone will be happy
Everyone will be so happy
I’m gonna spend a thousand dollars at Chadstone today
And get everyone in my family a present
Oh all my shopping is done and I will be
The favourite uncle at Christmas
Oh yeah
It’s gonna be the best Christmas I’ve ever had
I’m gonna be the best uncle ever
And everybody’s be there
My favourite niece and nephew too
Excuse me sir you have to pay for those goods
Oh well I have so much money on card
So it’s not gonna matter
I’m gonna spend one thousand dollars
And I’m not gonna be sad about it
Because everybody’s gonna
Love this gift so much
And I bought a rubber ducky
Inflatable toy for my niece
And my nephew got a watch
made from Spongebob characters
Card declined
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That’s funny I’m just going to transfer money
To my card from my bank account
And take out a loan on my mortgage
Because my nephew is worth it
Oh I can’t wait to see what’s inside
I’ve been waiting three hundred and sixty five days
Oh thanks
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I woke up on Christmas day
Damn
It’s cold and lonely
and I can’t get last night out my head
Damn
Sold my windows to my neighbour down the hall
So cold
So cold
Oh how I wish it were still fall when I had my bed
Turn back the time
Turn up the thermostat
Turn back my life to before the crash
When I still had a laptop charger
And electricity flowed through me
I am the cymbal
I am the drum
The drum the drum
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum pum
I am the drum
I am the drum
The drum never stops
I am the little drum
Pa rum pum pum pum
Beat me like your little drum
Hit me on the skin
My skin so tight
Pa rum pum pum pum
Hit me like the drum
Hit me like the drum
Hit me like a drum
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14. |
My Pal, Rudy
03:14
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I was walkin’
In a field
All alone
Me and my buddy
Alone together
It was around Christmas time
Or at least thats what we thought
We saw lots of decorations
Houses wrapped in plastic
Trees tainted with the brightness of a holiday
It’s a good time of year for a lucky few
So me and my buddy we’re out back
And we’re laughing and we’re talking
And we hear a gun go off
That means its time to move on to the next yard
The cars don’t stop
The sirens don’t stop
But please don’t sent help
We’re on our way to the promised land
My buddy is an animal
I call him Ray
Ray don’t you eat your carrots
I gotta get back on the sleigh
I can’t believe its almost time
We are so behind
How can someone be expected to do this
At Christmas time
Ray has a pal called Rudy
Apparently he’s one of the best
We gotta get him on our team
Or we’re toast
This deadline this deadline
Too tight
We get to Rudy’s house and it’s covered in snow
He can’t be home
We go up to the door, freezing our asses off
Ray says I don’t think he’s here
I says Ray shut the hell up
Who’s running this show
Need I remind you where I found you way back in 1939
I’m sorry sir please I don’t need reminding Ray says
We knock and we knock
Knocking knock knock
No answer so we climb on the roof
The tiles are falling but we’re getting up there
The chimney looks like the way in
You first I says to Ray
Ray falls down and makes a big sound then no sound
I says I says Ray
He ain’t responding so I squeeze on down the chimney
This chimney is a dirty one like most
Come on folks you can do better than this
My god it’s so tight
This my friends is where I’m writing to you from
This may be how I die
If anyone ever finds me
Know that I tried
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15. |
Boxing Day Eve Lullaby
03:25
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Good night
Night
And so all the streamers and dreamers of this town
Hop into bed and rest their heads down
Presents unwrapped with turkey in tum
The lights go out with pillow to ear
Although xmas only comes once a year
You can be sure there’ll be another one
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